Mommy is #1
March 31, 2008
I want Mommy and no one else will do.
If you do not produce her in the next 15 seconds I will start screaming and continue until I see her. Don’t even think about trying to pick me up because I will just arch my back and shove you away. I may hurt myself in the process, but such measures are necessary to communicate my complete dissatisfaction with your presence and attention in lieu of hers.
Can you not tell that I’ve had a really hard day? My ear hurts and I’ve got throbbing gums. I’m about to lose it, so just go away and send Mommy in here RIGHT NOW. I don’t care if she’s busy, give her to me!
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Carly | March 31, 2008 at 6:46 pm
That is so funny! I just did a post about wanting Mommy and only Mommy. Well Liza, Elias knows how you feel.